Quiet Dildo Machines

Quiet, compact and powerful, running on a single AA battery. This extremely popular unit is just 4 inches by 1 inch, so you can take it with you wherever you go.

Amazing! The head does a circular wiggle; the beads in the girth are agitated by an internal stirrer to very ... interesting effect. Meanwhile, bunny’s ears vibrate wildly! Two continuous speed controls vary each movement - and it's quiet, in case privacy is important to you. The unit stands 7.5 inches tall, and is finished in a pliable jelly. Three UM2 batteries required. Better get Duracell, and have a great night in.

Rumours that this unit can be used to pick your lottery numbers are much exaggerated :-). To see a Flash movie of the Rampant Rabbit, click here.
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This 7.5 inch unit has a very powerful yt very quiet throbbing action. Grip it firmly and push for an intense sensation, or relax your grip and let is take over for a really wild time. Two AA batteries required.

Now pay attention, 007. This tiny one inch vibrator, powered by two tiny watch batteries, straps to the finger, and receives one of four alternative sleeves. After that, your mission is ... your own business! Very quiet.

Amazingly realistic rendering of mans Pride and Joy, in colour, detail, and most impressively - in FEEL. It squeezes and moves like a man at three-quarter mast, is indistinguishable from the real thing at any distance. But this one is always ready. It has an internal multi-speed vibrator(which is very quiet) requiring two HP7s, and a suction cup to root it where to the spot. Available in 6 inch (about 5.75 inches around) or 8 inch (about 6.25 inches around) sizes. (Click BUY to choose product options)

Two eggs, each about 1.5 x 2 inches, on a quality chord. Internal weights make them shiver when you move. Some find them especially exciting to wear when out in public, and they are very quiet so you won't attract attention unless you start wimpering!