Customer Reviews for Mermaid Auto Stroker
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| This review made by: Jack.
The idea of buying a device like this was a joke to me just a short while ago.
Something very sad gits would buy.
But then I heard that 80% of women in the UK own a vibrator and since I don't have a partner I thought "Why not?".
The whole business of setting up for use is a bit of a giggle. You have to lube your "artificial friend" up plenty or you're likely to "hurt her". I use the water-based lubricant from Rebecca's, which is nice and slippy, but easily cleaned away.
Then slip in. It's a VERY strange feeling the first time. The sensation of slipping your penis into a confined space (that isn't a friend and isn't your fist!) is quite exciting. Then tinker with the controls, using whatever other stimulation you prefer. I do cyber sex online, and this is an excellent companion to that, but there are more ways to skin a cat.
I picked the Mermaid based on the diagram showing how it works. I've since tried 2 others, but this is by far the best because it's action is to grip and pump the penis.
The 2-speed control is a big bonus. The gripper can be controlled to pump your penis very slowly - maybe once a second, right up to really fast - maybe 6 pumps a second. The vibrator provides an overall buzz, and I much prefer this set at a low growl. The high buzz just seems to float over everything un-interestingly. Tweaking these setting over the course of the ... session adds interest. Stop the pumper then start it again.
You can support the unit in your hand, moving it gently.
Actually coming inside the thing is very exciting - especially the first time. It's not like your fist - it keeps going at the speed you set, and can milk you without mercy. It's far more like having a girlfriend "help you out". I like to wap it up to the fastest setting through orgasm. A real toe-cracker.
This is the only unit I've seen that takes 4 big batteries. These provide lots of power for the pump action, and I'm still using the first set about 3 monhts after purchase. (I supppose I use it maybe once a week).
Hygeine and maintenance - When using the unit, it's best to sit on a towel, as the lubricant will leak out.
Early on, I thought I'd been ripped off when the inner ring holding the latex sleeve came out. In fact, it comes out and goes back easily. This inner sleeve should be washed in luke warm water & soap. Rinse it well to avoid skin irritation, then set to drain & dry (somewhere inconspicuous!)
So, am I a sad git? I'm just thinking of all those lovely ladies lying in bed with their buzzing bloke-substitutes, and what's good for them is good for me. So I reckon not.
Jack gets a | This review made by: bazzer.
I got this as I have no partner at the moment. When I first got it i thought it was quite big which suprised me a little. I thought it would not work at all. For the first time trying this it made me climax. I think this product is good and a good machine to get for the singles men out there. It is worth the money. Regards Bazzer !
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